Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Haiku Movie Reviews

ZOO (2007)
Dreamlike imagery
Versus heinous talking point:
Creepy horse fuckers

Monday, March 10, 2008

Law and Order - Bovine Crimes Unit

From the local news:

An Oakdale man has been convicted of stealing twenty cows. The man admitted stealing the cows from the ranch where he worked. He will do ninety days in jail. Cattle rustling has recently become a growing problem in California. 807 cows were reported missing in northern California from May to November of last year.

"I'm so happy that this nightmare is over!"