Haiku Movie Reviews

ZOO (2007)

Dreamlike imagery

Versus heinous talking point:

Creepy horse fuckers

Haiku Movie Reviews

INCLUDES SPOILERS!

20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA (1954)
Captain Nemo's sub
Battles a giant squid but
Architeuthis ducks

FREEDOMLAND (2006)
Stolen car and boy!
Did the black teen do it? No!
Damn crazy white bitch!

THE LAST DETAIL (1973)
Drinking and cursing
And no lessons learned? That's some
Good entertainment!

THE UNTOLD STORY (1993)
Lunatic rapes. kills
Sells human meat buns, and worse -
He cheats at mah-jongg!

TITANIC (German, 1943)
So whose fault was it?
The iceberg? Too few lifeboats?
Nein! Blame Great Britain!