Law and Order - Bovine Crimes Unit

From the local news:

An Oakdale man has been convicted of stealing twenty cows. The man admitted stealing the cows from the ranch where he worked. He will do ninety days in jail. Cattle rustling has recently become a growing problem in California. 807 cows were reported missing in northern California from May to November of last year.

"I'm so happy that this nightmare is over!"

Greetings from CA

Take note of the super-cute bullet holes in the sign. They make me feel EXTRA welcome!

Shivered Timbers

From a LA casting agent:

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 OPEN CALL

Open Casting Call - Through 15 August 2006
Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Monday through Friday, 11am – 3pm

Seeking Pirates -- men age 18+, all shapes and sizes, all ethnicities: Asian, Spanish, French, African, Syrian, Lebanese, Middle Eastern, Turkish, Armenian, Arab, Persian, Caucasian, South American, Pacific Islander, Eskimo, etc...

You must be an extreme character type! We need extremely skinny, very tall, very short, hunchback, little people, unusual facial features and body types, exotic amputees, albinos, etc.


Wow, not just amputees, but EXOTIC amputees?? Hey, I'm a brown-eyed brunette/blonde, I could pass for multi-culti! And big tits! Big ol' tits and one leg always puts butts in movie seats, it's a sure thing!

I will be awaiting Mr. Bruckheimer's call....